What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I did not study the coal in the hole for that long.

Nor did I have sex with Monica Lewinski.

 

Yeah I see it now.

That’s the dog’s bit.

 

Was a thing of beauty

 

Poor dog.

 

Yeah, the burnt one at the bottom.
Reminded me of when my daughter was born. When they eventually yanked her out she had a black turd hanging out of her arse

 

In all fairness the sausages weren’t over cooked. The bits protected by the yorkie were fine.

next time I may not part cook the sausages before pouring the batter mix over them. Definitely not turn the heat up after 20 mins.

will be gutted if I **** up the steak tonight. I will post it up regardless as I genuinely find it funny myself.

 

Didn't read the rest. Doubled up laughing

 

I'm the same, I sorta like the abuse when I cook something ****.

 

@Sweats.
Is that steak just about ready?

 

Not started cooking it yet. Got some skin on homemade oven wedges to burn first.

I should point out that I like certain things crispy. Which does borderline burn **** occasionally

 

Need another ten mins at least.

 

Calves liver, cooked well, is as good as any quality steak mate. I think liver gets bad press because it tends to be associated with school dinners. Horrible pigs liver cooked to be a dry as possible!

 

Looks sound that, if it was quite spicey I’d defo be in.

 

Don't you fooking dare!

 

Nice and spicy. More than spicy, just all round Chinese flavour. I have it on a par, if not better that short ribs in red wine and that says summat!

 

just to confirm

 

Fried anus?

 

Undercooked soggy wedges.
Steak looks bang on.
That mess at the bottom? I cant even.