Transfer Rumours January Transfer rumours

Tottenham have held talks over a shock deal for Real Madrid and Wales forward Gareth Bale, 30.
(Mail)

He's injured.

 

Tottenham are negotiating a deal for Real Sociedad's 28-year-old Brazil striker Willian Jose, who has a 70m euro (£59m) release clause in his contract.
(ESPN)


Yeah, of course we are.

 

That's ok, Levy only has £10m to offer anyway

 

Suck off Fu cky!

 

Bruv have you heard of twitter.com?

These no picture /comments bbc gossip tingz are dead fam.

 

Well, as you know, I often scratch my own balls, in a leisurely manner, whilst reading third rate wum attempts on this board.

In fact, I'm doing it right now, mate, whilst lounging casually in my underpants.

 

I bet your mouth moves when you read stuff, yeah?

 

That's not ball mate, they're piles.

 

Exactly!

These hack journos keep linking us with Bale, forgetting that his salary is three times what we pay Kane.

 

Bro im trying to help "hiag" evolve.

 

Never suffered with those, thankfully.

My ringpiece is pristine.

You can see for yourself, if you don't believe me.

 

Actually, since I left the Cooler, I'm a changed man.

I'm going to issue a statement about it, soon.

 

No means no HIAG.

 

No you ain't.

This is me man.

 

Soares could move to Arsenal for around £5m.
(Mirror)

You've got to hand it to the Gunners, they know know how to party.

 

Sores.

That's what I get under my balls, when it's too hot and sticky in the Summer.

He'll fit right in at Arsenal.

 

You got a 2 pager..@brb closed it, as he felt sorry for you.

 

RM: Sup
Levy: Hello
RM: Who’s that?
Levy: Big Danny Leevs how’s tri.... hello.... hello?

 

Put your trousers on, you tramp.

 

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