What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You sliced one slice of pizza in two.

My actual what the ****ing fuk.

Thank **** ive a stew on to rescue this utterly shameful **** show today

 

Not enough corn?

 

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I didnt even spot that theres a 3rd sausage in this atrociously.

Thats HD black.

 

Going to be a great presentation

 

He seems a fungi to be with?

 

Corn wouldn't fuking help that regurgitated matter.

 

Looks like someone shat in a polish flat cap.

 

Yeah, I'm on a diet too.
Joint effort from me and the missus tomorrow.
We're doing Chinese.

Hot and sour soup.

Followed by Chinese style braised beef on a bed of fluffy basmati rice. Gonna see if my local butcher has ox cheek.

Looks delicious.

Of course mines gonna look **** all like that

 

Pigs liver is rank.

Lambs liver with onion and bacon gravy is spot on.

 

What’s everyone’s take on kidney.
Think it’s rank. I always pick it out of my fray bentos

 

Only time ill eat it is in a frey bentos cos i cba picking it out.

 

Fanny.

 

Gutted when I miss a bit and mistake it for steak. Have to quickly down some squidgy pastry to drown it out

 

Never had a fray bentos. A ****in pie in a tin ffs!

 

That makes me not a fanny ffs.

@Quesadaad picks his out.

Stfu anyway you ate worms and slugs with mushrooms and gravy

 

You can take it out of the tin and put tommy sauce on mate.
Don’t worry!!

 

Oh bruv, youd love it, add sweetcorn and mash.

And ketchup obvs

 

Bruv, dat gooey pastry is the one.