What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Yeah but where is the fun in that.

 

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great read

 

Barm

 

After those few encounters, she disappeared off the scene. **** me, she was horny

 

The missus made goulash.

Nice, but I though it need that little bit extra

 

Im not a religious man but jesus ****ing Christ.

I cant even like that for bantz

 

Sure she didnt say poo and mash?

 

Hmmm ah.....well er..... I think sucky said all really!

 

Thanks for reminding me to **** on a plate of rice later.

 

Its like being the fat chick in an abusive relationship, we just dont know if hes gonna come home and **** us giddy in the kitchen or beat us with a coat hanger.

 

Tasted nice.

She came to me yesterday evening and asked if I wanted to cook something with her.
We've decided we're doing Chinese tomorrow night.
Not sure it's gonna end well

 

Looks ****e mate, can't vouch for the taste but looks like a weekend after Glastonbury.

 

liver bacon & onions plus the last of the mushrooms.

 

Matthew got banned for his own mental health.

@brb.........ya feel me?

 

Can only see this receiving positive feedback.

 

Thank god he never cooked.

 

Chipotle salmon.

 

That’s a ****in shiny carrot bro