What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You are one sick puppy you.

 

Good luck man. We all love you.

 

Can you dutch oven your mrs later and photograph it please.

 

Just spotted comms lunch for tomorrow

 

IVF

 

Went for poached egg, salmon and egg fried rice with onion and sweetcorn.

And **** sticks.

 

Why did you put the rice in a heart?

 

For love innit.

 

That looks disgusting.

 

Whipped

 

Yor mum bruv.

 

This looks drier than whatever slop luv posted the other day. What did you have it with a sprinkling of dust and a side of sand.

I think you should be banned from the thread for this.

 

Not too sad, all considering. Probably one of your better dishes

 

Whatevs trevs

Was luvlee and deffo not dry i fried the rice with butter and had a poached egg all up in durr. You literally know **** all soz mate.

 

I knew the heart would swing you mate, that was for you bruv (no homo)

I was really taking the piss out of @luvgonzo

 

I love the way you have to say (no homo) - it's like a psychology version of kidology, that you are trying to reassure yourself that you know your not gay, and you want whoever your chatting bubbles to, to know your not gay also, as if you've got a phobia of homosexuality - it's called self-talk, look it up

 

Nah i just see it on the Internet and do what sheep do but if you wanna go all dr Phil crack on, how do i cure my gay?

 

I knew you wouldn't look it up, so I'll help you bruv...

The Importance of Self talk: Self Talk is a huge part of what makes us who we are. It impacts how we feel about ourselves, how we feel about what we can achieve in life, how we're viewed by the world, and how we interact with others. It impacts our self esteem, self confidence and self image. Pay attention to it.

 

This makes a lot of sense mate, same as PMA, i always told myself i was a ****ing G and funny enough ive always been right, my mrs says i love myself, she has no idea how much tbh bro.