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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That is Comm bro. He’s since been fitted with mechanical lifting gear.
     
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  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Is that Edward Scissorhands brother?
    Vinny vagina pits.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Bit aggressive mate, how bout a wet finger in his belly button, maybe a few twists or a friendly jiggle.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Or a hug.
     
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  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He must have someone who follows him round in case he needs a piss or a ****.

    Think about that.

    The poor **** eats out of a dog bowl as well ffs.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Would you rather eat from a dog’s bowl or have somebody else feed you?

    He’s spoiled for choice really. **** him, moaning ****.
     
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  7. brb

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    I'm not sure if you have to be without arms from birth, but they generally adapt to use their feet instead!

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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Tough call. If it was chops I’d defo take the helper.
     
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  10. brb

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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I’d pay to see the clever **** tackle a Big Mac.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Little girl breaks my heart.

    Grown man makes me think how does he comb his hair so neatly with his foot.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah alright mate we get the idea <laugh>
     
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  17. brb

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    I can't find a Big Mac pic <laugh>
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She’s had one of them Chinese boxes from Tesco. I can tell from the depressed face.
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I can't even do it neatly with me ****ing arms.
     
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