Have you seen those quality ready meals I have been posting bro? You know them bad boys are just as easy to get as that Tesco ****, easier in fact cos she actually went to Tesco in her car... She was just tryna be edgy.
We had one from M&S the other week, was expecting it to be dogshit, but was surprisingly good tbf. I think her error was entering Tesco mate.
Mate, how the **** can anyone go through life without shaking hands? It was a wind up. Don't be so touchy.
Or just poke your fingers in his turkey neck skin where his stump has been sewn up. That would definitely make him feel like he’s not different.
That poor ****er was just walking his dog in Thailand. Then Comm came barreling down the road in an SUV and ran him down.