Handshakes

She might of handed you a ****ty nappy instead bro, so don't be such an ungrateful **** k?

 

Those meals are **** tbf.

 

Double bluff lads ^^^^

He’s trying to cover the fact he’s exposed himself as a proper QC.

 

not as **** as a nappy full of **** mate

 

Have you seen those quality ready meals I have been posting bro? You know them bad boys are just as easy to get as that Tesco ****, easier in fact cos she actually went to Tesco in her car...

She was just tryna be edgy.

 

We had one from M&S the other week, was expecting it to be dogshit, but was surprisingly good tbf.

I think her error was entering Tesco mate.

 

Mate, how the **** can anyone go through life without shaking hands? It was a wind up. Don't be so touchy.

 

Oh mate.....

 

She went for nappies and drinks and picked up that ****. I think I’d rather eat the ****ing nappies.

 

Though I'd make an exception for you, just to see you fume.

 

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Oh I don't know.

 

I’d just pat his head, so he didn’t feel left out.

 

Shake his left nipple.

Id say.

 

Raises a few questions tbh.

 

You guise

 

****ing hell.

 

Or just poke your fingers in his turkey neck skin where his stump has been sewn up. That would definitely make him feel like he’s not different.

 

That poor ****er was just walking his dog in Thailand. Then Comm came barreling down the road in an SUV and ran him down.