I do that with food, I think if you put some real force behind it they appreciate the effort. Nothing warms them up on a winters night better than half a tuna crunch baguette launched at them from close distance.
You must be a double hard bastard Bluey Either that or you’re like the Wealdstone Raider and people just let it go and laugh behind your back. If I offered my hand and someone refused, I’d fume.
My Mrs bought one of those pre packed boxes of Chinese food from Tesco earlier. I’ve never seen or attempted to eat anything so depressing in my life. I think it had Coronavirus ffs, utter ****ing dogshit. She can get out.
I prefer to get a bag of Maltesers and have a few lined up on the floor outside a cashpoint as the fun lasts longer especially when the the others start flocking open mouthed, like feeding ducks bits of bread but they stab each other after.
Lads, I run my own business and sometimes meet customers. Of course I shake hands ffs. Oh Tobes, I'm a double hard bastard.