Handshakes

For me that shake better be leading into "bro hug" or its on.

 

Course not she end up thinking i love her or some ****

Besides eye contact isnt required for a spud, its a lot more casual.

 

nah, ****ed Caribbean men off in the docks.

 

You should have give him the full Yozza Hughes...

(You show your age if you get this reference)

 

Gis a job

 

Remember the pub scene?

 

Can't stand pissy weak handshakes from men. If any ****er does that to me I make sure I give them a bone crushing shake in response.

Bit different with women though, I quite like a woman to offer her hand to me gently.

Eye contact is a must, for both sexes.

 

Not really, remember Boys from the Blackstuff vaguely though.

What was the pub scene ?

 

I just don't do handshakes. Waste of time.

 

How do you avoid them? Do you just give it the big blank?

 

Which one do you do when someone goes to shake your hand?

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Just go straight to cupping their balls instead ?

 

That was wild, i like it.

 

I could do that...gissa job...

Yep, old git, me.

 

Shake ‘ands...

 

Had a few dodgy ones in my time, excluding the limp ones. Geoffrey Lawler was the worst.

 

big tough guy going around the pub "shakin hands" with various people and crushing their hands. so he comes to Yozza, says shake hands and tries to crush it. Yozza, not understanding what was going on, just stares at him as the guy goes red putting all his effort, Yozza then just head butts him and puts him out.

 

Nah, that's a Cornish thing.

 

I just politely decline. No biggie.

 

Like..... No thanks?