What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Sounds like she'd eat him if he tried chattin **** to her.

 

I wonder if he would cover himself in gravy first?

 

So your wife cooks all the food, then you post her pics?

 

Breakfast.

 

Wheres the butter bruv?

 

Under the beans.

The bread was barely toasted, let the whole thing down.

Other than that, was ok.

 

It was toasted under a light bulb?

 

Yeah, like I say, more warm bread.

You do realise I didn't cook it myself, right?

I actually work for a living mate, this is bought.

 

Looks ok'ish for fast grub. Although probably too many beans for my liking, although if I was hungry i'd soon get em down me.

 

Yeh i didnt think youd made it tbh.

I dont live on thin air bro

 

yeah, but you're a drug dealer, innit?

 

I dont sell drugs mate

 

Just say no bruv.

 

Mac (strictly speaking, penne and cheese) and cheese from the wifey's menu.

 

Hoy it in the bin, and call Just eat.

 

I’d eat that. Mine was dry as ****!! the cheese sauce I made was ****ing divine then cooked it for too long.

 

Check out Chef Johns Mac on yoo tub mate.

 

Is that the Thai version?

bump bump.

 

No, mines made in a mug in 4 minutes but I like this guy because of his banter.

 

Sort it out mate, you was the best cook on here, you're like Ole at United, got off to a flyer and now are shhite.