I must have shagged well over double that, but none in Scotland, I am proud to say. Unless you count a stripper from Legs and co, but I didn't pay her, she wanted me to ride her.
No, she was Spanish, it was after we had played Stuttgart, maybe 2003? She was actually mates with Arteta's sister.
If you go to Amsterdam they all look like models out of the nuts magazines Btw i've not ever paid for it.