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  1. Stan

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    Stan, Jan 22, 2020
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    Stan, Jan 22, 2020
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
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  4. Stan

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    Successfully saved @Sweats. from the humiliation of a one pager.
     
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    Stan, Jan 22, 2020
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  5. Stan

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    The guy who was holding the dog by the neck is now dead. He accidentally cut his head off while shaving.

     
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    Stan, Jan 22, 2020
  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Saffy could light the fuse and get this to 50 pages by midnight.

    Booting dogs is out of order.

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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Safe way to pick dogs up to be fair, it’s how the mothers carry their pups innit.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This is how the poor dead dog ended up after Sweats ran across the field and kicked it to a pulp. It’s owner tried to preserve it.

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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
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  9. Stan

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    I know. Thought the dog looked quite scared though.
     
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    Stan, Jan 22, 2020
  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Dogs are too picky these days. Climbing into handbags and ****, they just need to man up. Hero Dogs did not sacrifice themselves in the 1940’s so the future generation could be all snowflakes and go round sniffing same-sex arse.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anybody notice @BobbyD in that picture of the stuffed dog, taking a picture? Probably doing a new menu.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sweats is a decent drunk poster, used to enjoy his rants about him kicking his step daughter out.
     
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    Libby, Jan 22, 2020
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    Yeah that was funny, he really don't like her.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 22, 2020
  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He seems to do a lot of kicking.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 22, 2020
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  15. Stan

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    He used to be an estate agent and is now retraining for a new career.

    What do we think he's training as? We can rule out chef, unless he's planning on moving to the jungle.
     
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    Stan, Jan 22, 2020
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  16. Spurlock

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    Sweats on Page 2

    Check him out
     
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    Spurlock, Jan 22, 2020
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    Spurlock, Jan 22, 2020
  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I like Sweats, he’s been around for a while and is a good crack.

    His food is questionable.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jan 22, 2020
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    Food is secondary, it’s all about the Sex
     
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    Spurlock, Jan 22, 2020
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    I’ll take a guess at surveyor
     
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