Sweats

Another not606er from our Master Chef range of cooks...

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and he was so proud of his Christmas Turkey...

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Even the carrots are thinking he's taking the piss now with the gravy...

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Fook it, I can't think what else to right, give it to him lads...

 

Isn't he just a @Chief sock?

 

Lol

Back in the day I used to enjoy trying to trigger Sweats...then he got angry with me once and I stopped. Like wanted to **** my **** up

Watching someone have a tear up with Sweats is one of my favourite things on here


Heart and Soul of the Dinner thread...gives us all hope whilst giving himself heartburn

 

Miss his Avatar !

Surprised how well he and The Chief seem to get on , as I thought Manu & Liverpool fans hated each other !

 

Looks like the first one pager!

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Where is everyone ?

 

I think they looked in and thought, oh it's Sweats...who is he...hmmm....oh yeah the guy off the cooking thread....and?....I dunno!

 

I have issues with his gravy but other than that he's sound.

 

Sweats is the kind of guy who calls me Paki but I feel the love

reminds me of that scene in The Gentlemen

‘you black ****’

‘he can’t call me that!’

‘Well let’s be honest, you are black and you are a ****’

 

The dog booting maniac is alright by me.

 

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ohh **** forgot about that

 

"You run over it and then I'll kick it to finish it off."

"And then we'll hoy it in the river."

 

I must have missed this dog incident.

 

It was weird. Some might say curious. Happened at night.

 

You sure you want to go there?

was weird, happened at night

 

No thanks I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain luvgonzo.

 

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Comm parked up waiting for a stray dog to walk past him so that he can ‘try to avoid’ a big accident happening and save everyone by running the dog over

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