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Guilty Pleasures

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Tbh it was a stormy night... but it came off easy enough.. i looked like doc in.back to the future when he was having trouble at the town hall clock
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I do that too! Proper ****s trick!
     
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  4. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    No shame in latter, TLC were fit.

    Dodgy genre of music though, but was quite partial to Adina Howard
     
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I dunno why i just do .. its great I drive off feeling elated .. like I really achieved something.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I know.
    You have no idea who’s sat in the car waiting.
    But you hate them. You want them to suffer for absolutely no reason.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    If you see them get angry it really hits the spot.. turn up the music and dance
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Why not use your hand brake, to make sudden stops on the motorway?

    There'll be no lights to warn the driver behind and you can look at the expression on his face, in your rear view mirror, as he ploughs into the back of your car.
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I do like brake testing , but I like to ensure my own safety. Another thing i like to do is not acknowledge anyone in any way whatsoever that makes a real effort to give way or a clear polite driving gesture... just grin or stoic.
     
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  10. remembercolinlee

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    Blues Brothers and Little Shop of Horrors are both great films.
    There is a recent zombie musical called Anna and the apocalypse which is pretty funny.

    Fried egg and fish finger sandwiches
    Or
    Baked Beans mixed with tuna and cheese with a fried egg.
    I really should have been a student <laugh>
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    When in the shower I like to pre wash my anus with the shower on the most powerful setting. It's really quite satisfying.

    I also take a piss in the shower. I mean, who gets out to take a piss?
     
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  12. Quesadaad

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    Me n Roy venturing out on a ‘pussy patrol’

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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Can't beat a good nose pick.
    I always keep my little finger nails just that little bit longer for this very purpose.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I love to drop a fart in the works lift just as I'm exiting.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Katherine Ryan
    Skyrim
    Love Island
    WWF Classics, not the new ****, I’m talking Ultimate Warrior vs Ravishing Rick Rude in a steel cage.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Love island and roided up men, grappling in budgie smugglers?

    Oh mate..............
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah I’m definitely not saying what my guilty pleasure bop is in the car then. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Tels wife.
     
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  20. Stan

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    You’ve got Love Island written all over you Tel. I reckon you chat about it to the other guys in the gym while you do your 12 minute backwards and forwards walk in front of the mirrored wall in between reps.
     
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