Whit's up with Baz these days? He hisny chased anybody for ages and am hearing he didny have anal at the weekend Summat isny right.
Dev getting chased was the Chase to end all chasings. New year - new me. As for anal, talk to Julie, tried tickling her farter on Friday night but was met with a clenching. Maybe her piles are playing up.
Did we land on the moon or not? By we I don't mean GC. This is gonny get tricky since the US, China and Russia are planning a moon landing. @Eddie thinks the US need to get there first (again) to plant the false evidence that they were there first (again). This is better than Fantasy Football.