what the actual ****, you raving ****ing bender. when you said 'i want you in the ring' it all makes sense now, you ****ing Julian Clary.
Dodged a bullet there my friend. The mad perthshire alchy would have had you engaged in a fight in jig time. Every time he left the house he got battered. Start a fight in an empty house by all accounts.
My mams neighbour t buys a new pair of trainers every month when he gets paid. Bit of a image problem me thinks .