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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jan 16, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah just left home at 15 and had to learn most of this **** the hard way <laugh>

    This was one of my old places after a tumble dryer caught fire in the kitchen, before i knew to clean the filter every time:bandit:
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    water pistols at 10 paces and see whose clothes shrink the most
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Come on let’s get this thread to more pages than tobes atrocity congratulating the red ****e. And prove talking about washing is more interesting.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Anyway shall we get back to @Sweats. and his stale piss levis?
     
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  5. BobbyD

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    Yeah i can do everything too. Tumble dry, washing, ironing etc. Had to fend for myself when i was young and in the jungle.

    Now i just get my women to do it all though
     
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  6. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone ever drank out a bidet?
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Mines useless bruv.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    No but I have washed my feet in one.
     
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  9. brb

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    Simple reason in my house that nothing is ever left on a timer anymore. Got fed up with flooded kitchens (waking up and paddling in water in the mornings) and the potential fire risk TD's posed. White goods are a pain in the arse, especially if you think it was fridge freezer (Hotpoint) I believe that started the Grenfell fire.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Mate being a stoner i have to put a timer in my phone for pretty much everything but always when cooking, im lethal for forgetting ****s on in the kitchen. Had many a close call with fires, too many tbh.
     
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    Yeah must admit, I've nearly done that a few times, put something onto cook and fooking nigh fallen a sleep.
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    10 pages of washing <laugh>
     
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    Its so easy done after a spliff bro, put summin on, roll a joint, while smoking it your attention goes to the tv or the phone, then you fancy a cuppa and then... "****" ive left the oven on *run to kitchen and open door while stooping low* newrly had my face blew off once by not doing that while going unbeknown into a blazing inferno.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    @Sweats. Washes his jeans twice a year. <laugh>

    ****in minger:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Reminds me of that Student cooking programme that used to be around 3am on a Sunday morning. What the **** was that called ?
     
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    People like you are the reason i would never live in anything not detached.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    I bet he turns his boxers inside out to get a few more wears out of them too.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Lol. @GET stuffed the tv show based on skiddys chef career :bandit:

    Me and @Spurlock was just on about that yday<laugh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Sucky used to live at Grenfell Tower mate.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Id run you out the ends fam.
     
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