Off Topic The Burly Arms

Knowing my luck I’d have dropped my phone in it.

 

Had a new sony walkman phone for my birthday one year, went out for drinks and came out of my shirt top pocket into a pint glass as i leaned over the table for summin.

Pissed

 

Got my PS4 the other Christmas with battlefront 2. Was so excited on Christmas Day to get back on it jumped up off the bog and my phone fell out my pocket straight into the unflushed bog. I was gutted. Had to buy a new phone.

 

Lol fuming, i know you was thinking to yourself "thats what i get for having a little bit of joy lined up, i shoulda played this cool"

 

No appointments tomorrow. Work from home day = hangover day.

 

Is there anything more pleasurable than. Going for a piss after 3 pints to find you can aim at the skids in the pan you left earlier and blast those bad boys off the side?

Asking for a friend like.

 

Only that **** that left the marks i think.

Possibly climax.

 

Not the best time to wake up and have a look on here .
Laters peeps and thanks Sweats and SMK........

 

You can do better than that crap.

 

I've never been a fan either.

 

It's not cheap either, for that price there is Plantation original dark that is superb.

 

I thought you were mid/late 20s? Sony walkman phone in the pub ffs. I remember those in primary school

 

Sucky’s 41.

 

What an uppercut there by Tel, Sucky's flat out on the canvas

 

Are you sure the numbers are not the other way round

 

That’s his waist size bro

 

Wtf

Im 31
32 waist
321" penis

 

All penis

 

Sorry bro. I would have saved that comment for Gobble up a chod but he’s been banned.

He’s prolly a 44 waist anyway, so it wouldn’t have been a cuss

 

Whats he actually banned for?
Alls i saw was him saying he would doxx someone if he had to.