Both have a degree of "window licking" tendencies about them, and I think it's the competition that has bred the animosity.
I did tell you mofos ive had a topknot before the pic mate. @Tel to confirm.... Im nothing if not fully honest with you chaps.
Took a bit longer than I expected but Hilary has inevitably tried to make yet another thread about him.
I believe it was down to your stoned ramblings one evening where you insinuated your mrs was small and yet bigger than you and harder than you.