The Official ****ing Thread

I'll second that

 

Where you record your **** with a webcam and send it to your boss

 

I have been pming you for months and not even the slightest hint of even a tits pic, never mind getting to watch a webcam ****.

 

havent replied recently though, have you.

 

My penis has friction burns and I was giving it a rest.

 

my favourite is the George Michael.

1. Find some public toilets
2. Make sure you're not alone
3. Ask a stranger to "give you a hand"

 

whatever

 

also, find a hole in the cubicles

 

I hear tears make the best lube

 

Ah the glory hole. It is scary as hell when you walk into a public toilet and see a hole in the wall of a cubicle

 

What about trying to trick a stranger into giving you a ****? "uh, sorry to bother you love, but i've broken my wrist, and my uh, male-area is sore. You wouldn't help relieve the pain would you?" if you don't get punched it'll be a miracle.

 

were you in a gay bar by any chance?

 

Nope just a public toilet at a bus depot, that's why it was scary

 

I know about the glory holes in those "book" shops in Soho. Didn't have the guts to put my knob through it, you don't know who's gonna give you a ****.

 

Was there a strange looking hobo there? Any time i see a glory hole carved out in a public toilet, theres always a creepy looking tramp nearby.

 

At least you wouldn't see them so you can imagine that it's Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Did you put your Dick through just to see what its like?

 

There was actually. I was bursting for a pee after a long bus journey and I still left as soon as I saw him

 

Hell no

 

It proves a theory of mine. All hobo's are gay, and they're homeless because they shamed their families by being gay.