Spurlock

Well I know who is the biggest cock on here.

As to who has the biggest it isn’t really something I plan to apply my brain to pondering.

 

seconded.
spurlock demeanour is laid back and chilled, and has an eye for the pussy.
one of my favourite posters - and he is a Spud fan

 

Who's the biggest cock on here ?

 

I was responding to him.

He will no doubt offer me out now.

 

Assumed that was fairly obvious. To someone who doesn’t spend all day feeling up rocks.

 

That's me out then

 

Sweats the kinda niggah to lick around the bush

 

Was thinking about you the other day. I wasn’t ****ing at the time. Not this time anyway.

found myself in a conversation with an old mate who was reminiscing about how good the nachos were in heroes and how no where does them as well as back in the day.

#exciting

 

You still drinking in the Conservatory ?

 

Never drank in there really. Occasionally pop in randomly now and then. It’s quite smart in there these days. Went to watch Star Wars over Christmas and went in there for a beer first.

 

It was a comment about the poll thats never gunna happen you doylem.

 

Is that what the thread that got binned earlier was?

 

Da fux a doylem?

 

No some sock appeared on multiple threads with his grid on as their avatar.

Strange.

 

Commom insult up here doylem or even doyley

 

What isolated village do you live in?

 

I saw the sock but didn't even clock it was him. Agreed it seems a strange time.

 

Funny thing is it’s Robbie grid.

 

I'd laugh in their face if somebody called me a doyley