Archers

try saying something along the lines that The Smiths were ****, Morrissey is a ****, and that Oasis were the best ever, that will surely get something going for you

 

Luv is nowt to do with being old. It's you thinking you're cool in some way in your semi two up, two down, where there's a red candle in a cupboard waiting to be lit, while you are listening to the repetition of the word Nigga' banging itself off the walls - The music itself is good, I just don't see you banging that out in your local neighbourhood some how, as you're cooking your pasta twirls, and wipe the edge of the dishes with a tissue, witth peas placed strategically.

 

. Luvs OCD is extreme.. He so strives to be not606 chef off the year..

Maybe next year is his year.

 

Couldn't be more wrong there if you tried.

 

I enjoy that thread and put a bit of effort in now and then but I don't get wound up about it, just a bit of fun. Don't think I've ever taken offence or got wound up with the comments.

 

Look mate, we all know you have to ask the Mrs permission before you play anything, and the words fooking blasting itself out is not something that Mrs Luv's precious ears would adhere to.

 

True, I wait until she goes out. The baseball cap then goes backwards.

 

and you have to turn it down so the neighbours don't complain to her.

This white boy is tamed

 

It's detached so I can go nuts.

 

You must use a lot off tissues.

 

Archers has a face made for radio.




that'll confuse some.

 

We'll yes but that's a private matter.

 

One of my favourite ****z is Archie

 

Golden rule obliterated

 

R.I.P. Bobby - my all time favourite Skate.



Enjoying a rare cup of tea there.

 

Comm cracking those enigma machine level deep layered jokes like a real G

 

Only 3 pages, so I thought id come on and call you all ****ers and go from there.

Youre welcome archer...