Transfer Rumours January Transfer rumours

Yep, they paid him and his agent. But they didn't pay a transfer fee for him.

Turned out the Mkhitaryan was just as **** for us and Sanchez was for them.

 

Gobble Up A Chod desperately scraping the barrel thinking that absolute nobody who Wet Spam were in for is somehow better than Bruno Fernandez.

Benfica don’t want him cos he’s bad news, he’s the next Renato Sanchez.

 

didn't he buy Pogba, Sanchez, Lindloff & Lukaku?

 

Big Ern being kept up at night with his hatred for United. 4am on a Tuesday and he’s into a rage over signings. Digs his CP Company Mille Miglia our and starts boxing himself in the mirror.

 

Yeah.

Ouch!

 

Should we go into the players he's sold?

 

Do you think that will stop the wumming, Luvvy?

 

I think it will.

 

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Substitutes: Victor Valdes, Ryan Bertrand, Robert Huth, Rafael van der Vaart, Andre Schurle, Daniel Sturridge, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

 

I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make, Luvvy?

 

These 2 are the highlights for me...

Leonardo Bonucci

Widely considered one of the best defenders of his generation in world football, Leonardo Bonucci didn’t make a single appearance under Mourinho at Inter Milan, and was sold to Bari, with Inter receiving just £3.4 million.

A year later, Bonucci joined Juventus for more than £13 million, for whom he made over 300 appearances in 7 years, winning 6 Serie A titles and 6 other major trophies.

After 2 Champions League runners-up medals, the 75 capped Italian joined AC Milan on a five-year contract for €42 million in 2017.

Kevin de Bruyne

The Belgian was signed by Chelsea under AVB in January 2012, and played just three league games in two years at Stamford Bridge. Following a highly impressive loan spell at Werder Bremen, Mourinho sold De Bruyne to Wolfsburg in 2014 for £18 million. De Bruyne lit up the Bundesliga, with 16 goals and 20 assists, being named the Bundesliga Player of the Year.

Manchester City snapped him up for £55 million, just 12 months after Jose had let him go, and he has continued his rich vein of form in the Premier League. He scored 16 goals in his first season at the Etihad and topped the Premier League assist charts in his second.

The best player in the Premier League at the moment

 

That he's a ****ing mug.

 

...and yet Mourinho still managed to trawl in the trophies!

The man is a genius.

 

Did well with good squads, not so well when an overhaul is needed and then there's the 3 year thing, you've got a season and a half before he really ****s you up.

 

The turn of events is pretty hilarious still. All those years slagging off mourinho and brown nosing poch, now he has to put poch down and suck off maureen

 

What?

More than we're already ****ed up, you mean?

 

Oh yeah, this is the good bit.

 

So who's the avatar?

 

United and Sporting a long way apart on a valuation for Bruno Fernandes. Sporting want 60m and Rojo. Woodwood wants to give them Rojo.

 

Classic HIAG

Tries to big up Maureen for Spurs and slate Man Utd for buying Pogba, whilst being blissfully unaware that it was Maureen who signed him for Utd.