The Official ****ing Thread

What's your favourite type of ****/what technique do you like best?

The danger ****?

Laying on your arm until it goes numb?

Cutting a hole in a piece of warm fruit?

Share your ****ing techniques and stories here.

I like the public ****.

 

Are you going to suggest using a pie next?

 

That's not as good as American Pie suggests

 

I suggest a hot loaf or a jam jar full of liver

 

The Rolling Thunder

Step 1. Stand at the top of a flight of stairs.
Step 2. Just as you reach the moment of climax stick your finger up your ass.
Step 3. Throw yourself down the stairs.

It's the ultimate rush.

 

Chokey ****

 

I also like to start threads about ****ing so I can read storeys about guys playing with their selves. I **** my self in to a frenzy imagining a load of strangers ****ing in the dark with only the glow of their pc monitors illuminating their turgid penis.

 

Are you receiving the psychiatric treatment you so desperately need?

 

Tina is my the rapist, so probably not.

 

You know I have contacts so I could have her 'taken care off' if you want. All you have to do is say the word

 

The word.

 

Understood. You will receive a phone call on a secure line where you can arrange a money transfer

 

the jen ****

 

webcam ****

 

cmon so

 

wtf is that?

 

what it sounds like. when you wack one out on webcam. its great, i used to do it all the time