I hate Lego. Turned out my son hates Lego as well. His mate gave him a Lego FA Cup for his birthday. I knew I had to make it as his mate’s dad, who is a good bloke, would be a bit hurt if he came round and noticed that the box was still unopened. So I spent hours building the ****. When I’d finished it I showed my son who promptly lifted it above his head like he was Bryan Robson. Obviously, as it was Lego, it was built to look nice on a shelf, not jiggled about while you’re doing a celebration dance. So the ****ing trophy came away from the handles and smashed into hundreds of pieces. Good times. Hope you enjoy them Libs.
Tempting offer. However, I'm comfortable for the night now. I'll leave you and your Vodafone broadband in peace. So drop it now, eh?
They've just opened a lego store in West Quay in Soton, I can already see the place costing me an absolute ****ing fortune in the coming years.
I can do whatever the **** I like. When I said I'm very good at this, I weren't joking. Don't worry, I'll not give anybody your account number.
Luvvy doesn't look the hardest bloke, but his military past will be something to definitely take into consideration.