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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Comfy, Jan 7, 2020.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    It is indeed mate.

    Drove up from Mansfield, present, card, etc, night in a hotel and stayed friends ever since.

    But apparently I've ruined the board, had his two favourite posters assassinated and brought a load of Sunderland supporters onto a Sunderland forum ....

    .... I turned out to be a right bastard!
     
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  2. Dancingstripes

    Dancingstripes Well-Known Member

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    Strange one mate.

    Did you have to delve into your contacts in the security world to assassinate his favourite posters?
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I only ever knew one genuine professional hit man.

    24 year old Croatian monster in Cannes, who was doing the work so he could buy his mum a nice house back home <laugh>

    He came to me because one of his targets was renting a villa, in a gated domain, I was handling.

    He asked me loads of questions about the bloke and we had a good night together drinking in Nice.

    To cut a very long story short he agreed to hold off doing anything until I'd collected four months back rent which was about 10 grand.

    The renter was a 'French' playboy, Kevin Charpentier, who'd arrived in a Ferrari, put 6 month deposit down in cash and had a AAA rating with a Swiss bank.

    I checked with the bank who confirmed it, he and his solicitor signed the contract and I gave him the keys ...

    ... he immediately changed the locks, gate code, etc and never paid a penny in rent.

    When I eventually got the money he just vanished. When I got into the garage he'd left the Ferrari so I got a polis mate to come up ....

    .... stolen on false plates and bags of white powder hidden in the air filters.

    Mad days ...
     
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  4. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    Good luck with your operation next week Joe, take care <ok>
     
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  5. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Love in for ex-posters and I get no mention.

    ****kkkkk.

    Get better Joe. Best of luck.
     
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  6. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    You're not an ex poster though as you've just posted :p
     
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  7. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Erm, shouldn't you be out with a hosepipe or something?
    Seriously, are you still over there and if so where are you and have you been affected? Hope all well mate.
     
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  8. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Bet you were well pissed when you found it was Homepride <laugh>
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather it was tbh.

    If the police had just arrived and I was sitting there with a stolen car stuffed with drugs I'd have had some explaining to do.

    "Err yes officer, it isn't mine, it belongs to someone who rented the place, paid cash and vanished into thin air."
     
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  10. clockstander

    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    Best wishes Joe, hope all goes well.
     
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  11. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I think this might be my third post in 2 or 3 years. Dormant to say the least.
     
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  12. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    All good mate. I'm near enough Melbourne city centre so other than the toxic smog we have had on and off I haven't been affected. Thank christ.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Don't beat yersel up mate ...

    ... I used to type that slowly.
     
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  14. Sheep Farmer

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    Thought it was just the time taken for electrons to get from here to OZ and back
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sup Disco you keeping away from that motherfuckin inferno.

    Sup new bitches.
     
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  16. Brainman

    Brainman Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure people followed Smug so much as discovered there was another forum without the annoying idiots.
    Although there was also the fact tbe Smug/Reiver seemingly had info and this was the place to get it.
    I now dip into both.
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Just take the hint and piss off <grr>









    ;)
     
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  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Hello

    Are you the trouble maker they've been talking about?
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not since I turned to the good book, my brother.
     
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  20. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Oh, you're one of them reformed folk who has found faith.

    That's good because we don't entertain troublemakers over here. No time for them, mate.
     
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