Off Topic The Burly Arms

Anyway proud Dad moment.

My daughter swam her first length unaided tonight. And then did it again 6 more times !

She's got this

 

Yeah it's great....until they start playing games how long they can stay under water....ok, I'm not going to panic, but my kid has been underwater for 2 minutes now....come up yer fooker

 

I ****ing loved it.
9/10

 

Yeah primal instincts.

She's got to learn how to deal with being in the water around here, all the teenagers either surf or throw themselves off of piers and rocks into the sea, so I'm prepping her up young.

 

That would have made him more tired

 

At least their football team would be competitive
And the girls would look attractive

 

Good first point.

Second point is well out. The birds are pretty much the same wherever you go in the UK. The further south the more snobby and boring they become.

 

I know, just to rattle Chaos or whoever he believes himself to be now

 

Visited Kosovo a few years ago for a friends wedding.I was there a week. Never seen so many beautiful girls!

 

You wasn’t trying to tell her about rocks was you!

 

Come back sweetie, let me tell you about the metamorphosis of igneous base layers !

 

Metamorphism .............................. you bloody amateur.

 

Apologies if already posted.

 

Gosh the spelling these days in non existent

 

Awkward

 

RIP Neil Peart.

 

I’d been struggling for birthday ideas for Pete. Thanks.

 

What, like cod that’s gone off?..