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World War III

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    but who did it though? The Iranians? The Iraqis? The Saudis? The Russians? The Yanks or the Israelis?
    International Cluedo
     
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  2. Israel and America are the same thing, Ern.
     
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    Yeah, but you think the Earth is flat and the moon is a spaceship
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    And that the Earth once had 1/4 of the gravity it does now which allowed Pterodactyls to fly.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Couldn't have done it without you mate <ok>

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  6. Archers Road

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    The most convincing counter to conspiracy theories of all kinds, is the cock up theory of history. Almost everything in history, from the siege of Troy to Pearl Harbour, happened as a result of someone’s idiocy. Most likely that’s what’s happened here - a cock up. One which is going to prove very costly for some poor ****s somewhere on poor old Mother Earth.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    im happy to blame the Israelis tbh
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Yep, hence my suggestion that it could have just come down to it being a stray missile, or something fired at the wrong target / malfunction in targeting software. Remember, there were missiles being fired off from Iran into Iraq at the time, it's not inconceivable that one went 'astray'
     
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  9. No, I don’t ffs!
     
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  10. Big Ern

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    Differing agendas to start the conflict. If the Israelis did it, it's to destabilse the region for their security, if the Americans, it's for control of the resources. The Russians would do it to give the Americans some **** to deal with for the lols, the Iranians because suicidal death is glory has been their mantra since the Iran Iraq war, the Saudis, to provoke a war that will make them undisputed power house in the ME, and Iraq, to protect it's border.
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    Think they’re planning to stay out of this one tbh.

    Trump’s taken his coat off, and is looking round for backup. Meanwhile, Israel has slipped out to the khazi, Boris is trying not to catch Big Donny’s eye, and Macron is going “calm down, we’ve all had a drink”...
     
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    I dont understand why you would hop onto a flight over such a place in the first place.

    I wouldn’t do it for love nor money
     
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  13. Big Ern

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    ballistic SSMs suddenly turning into SAMs? mmm, no, mid-air ollisions is a theoretical possibility.
    There is always the other possibility, someone doing it for the lols, completely unconnected to any government.
     
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    It’s a ****ing long way from Tehran to Kiev by bus, and probably even more dangerous.
     
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  15. Israel gets America to do its dirty work.

    Do some research on the amount of Zionist funding in US politics.
     
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  16. Big Ern

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    They do it for the love of money, working in places like that is very well paid for pretty much that reason.
     
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    **** it...don’t go...I wouldn’t
     
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    Wasn't the plane taking off from Tehran though? In which case the passengers were probably European contractors, scrabbling to get on that plane like it was the last helicopter out of Hanoi.
     
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    Iranians, Canadians and a few British apparently.
     
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    The earth did contain more oxygen levels back then which led to Giganticism
     
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