No bruv, but some spackers from up the road made this cringeworthy one about Barry Lame. 'You got Laaaaamed'
I have family down milton keynes... they moved when it was just built... all the roundabouts looked the same... was about a mile away from a bowling alley and only a sports direct. Bought 21 years ago.
Born there and grew in up and around Lewisham, Charlton, Deptford. Was a total ****hole, but I loved it. Moved away from London when I was around 22. But been back for short stints now and again.
It's only the snowflakes that feel threatened by me tbf. I'm about as easy going as person you're ever likely to meet.
My mum actually lives round the corner from me now, my folks moved down here around 5 years ago, but sadly as you know my old man succumbed to Dementia.