Off Topic Winter kert in the bridges

Little from column A, little from column B

 

Just got myself a rab one but it started coming away the second I put it on (I’m not fat so couldn’t be that) then I sat down to eat a sandwich (mince and beetroot) and got some on my brand new rab jacket and the stain wouldn’t wipe off (was told the jacket was stain resistant when I bought it)

 

I bought an SAFC parka type coat from the club shop.. It is bloody lovely and warm..

 

I've got a NorthFace Ryeford jacket which is light & comfy to wear but keeps you warm. Its **** if it starts raining proper though

For a proper winter coat get a Fjallraven parka, the Barents version. Better than the Goose if you're wearing in sleety/rainy conditions. You can wax it like a Barbour to make it ultra wind and waterproof while staying warm as ****.

 

In English would be good

 

get yer Jumper, kegs on with yer kert man and a warm pair of butes, and gan ter the match on a Sarada afternoon. It is not the Bridges by the way (should not be capitalised) like the referees' association more than one ref so apostrophe after the s or the referee's got it wrong for one ref.

 

I doubt you can buy a Canada Goose in the Bridges like

 

it would be if you bought a tin of clear tent waterproofer and sprayed it on whilst on a coat hanger in a vented room, give it 5 mins presto waterproofed you can do your walking boots as well with the same stuff

 

Top tips, kids

 

I can't help but wonder about why he's claiming to be a Sunderland lad yet uses his peculiar spelling of Wallsend as his user name.

Something doesn't add up!

Could it be a a Mag on a wind up mission?

 

It's Mary Hinge from over the road and he's a Sunderland fan, but not everything he says adds up

 

Cheers but, I think unhinged would be more appropriate.

 

Could do with a list of who's who from over there to over here. Mind it's quite interesting viewing posts with no pre-conception about the poster!