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  1. brb

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  2. Commachio

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    they reckon the figures were a lot higher.

    Imagine having a knock on the door, and plod are there.

    Hi, may we have a word please.
    Why what have i done?
    Well it seems you got your hoop violated by some Asian guy.

    What, wtf, Mr ****ing Chow?

    No Sir. and there was no monkey.Can you remember anything?
     
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  3. brb

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    I'm surprised the trial wasn't more high profile by the media. Well unless I missed it all on the news. From a gender point of view, if that had been females, it would have been front page news for weeks on end (quite rightly).
     
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  4. Commachio

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    yeah, first i've read about it.

    swept under the carpet a bit?
     
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  5. Libby

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    It had reporting restrictions on it I believe.
     
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  6. brb

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    Certainly seems that way from a media perspective, although I don't know what restrictions were in place.
     
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    How come, do you know?
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah not sure why, just read that the restrictions were lifted at the sentencing hearing today.
     
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    Oh, it's the top story on news at 10 now.
     
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    I remember Liverpool 5 Spurs 2.
    Next day......Spurs 7 Liverpool 2.

    Someone was on something!
     
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    Doing my tax return today, one of the highlights of being self employed ....
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Got flu. It's ****. 3 days now ffs.

    On another note. Got asked yesterday if I'd be interested in being our shifts trainer for the loaders. I just laughed at them and walked off.

    Don't think my shift manager realised I've got a transfer in.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    You may be able to answer.

    So I've got pensions from quite a few previous jobs, but **** knows where all the paper's are, as I've had a lifetime moving around.

    If there a way of finding and, and is it worth trying to combine them all. US this even possible? .
     
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    Contact the Pension Tracing Service
    If you’re still struggling to make progress – perhaps because you can’t find the contact details of an old employer, or you don’t know the provider of an old personal pension – you can contact the Pension Tracing Service.

    This is a free service which searches a database of more than 200,000 workplace and personal pension schemes to try to find the contact details you need.

    You can phone the Pension Tracing Service on 0845 6002 537 or you can use the link below to complete an online request form.

    https://www.moneyadviceservice.org.uk/en/articles/trace-lost-pensions-and-request-pension-forecasts
     
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    Proper dying on my arse here. Had big plans, go to Ikea shopping etc. Get some hotdogs.

    Instead i dragged myself out off bed, feeling sorry for myself. Popped some co codamel , with zero energy.

    So just spent about 3 hours in the kitchen keeping myself busy, and getting slowly pissed on meds whilst at at. Good combo.

    Done a fried noodles.
    Chicken and bacon chinese stir fry, which turned into a sweet chilli chicken


    Then did a cheesy onion mash, using a whole thing of brie...actually that is pretty good.
    Did meatballs, sausages in a mustard gravy, obvs with some other randoms ****.


    Then made some burgers for myself, they should be easy eating.

    Poxy ****ing bit off Flu ffs. Feels like a right ****er.
     
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    I recommend soup.
     
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    For what? to hoy at the gulls?
     
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    I'd recommend 8 cans, 20 tabs, some codeine, some co codamol, cough mixture, and vicks rub...

    As right now i can feel a fooking thing, and feel ok.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Ok. Will stick with the soup.
     
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