Does anyone remember that scene in Mike Bassett, England Manager, when the England team are practising in a park in Rio before the WC, and they lose the ball to some Brazilian children and can't get it back?
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Serious question, if Everton had a full sized (proportioned) goal keeper would you ever beat them?
It failsYes mate, the short arms thing is meant as a laugh...
It fails![]()
Just think it's weird that you give your strikers no creditWell, you're about as likely as a Everton fan to find it funny...

Yes mate, the short seems thing is meant as a laugh...
So basically (according to what you say), if Everton had a normal sized/proportioned keeper they would have won and drawn the last couple of games against you?He's below the average height of a goalkeeper, and much below the average height of a Premier League goalkeeper
This season there are 212 Premier League players who are taller than him
His arms are also disproportionately short which doesn't help
So basically (according to what you say), if Everton had a normal sized/proportioned keeper they would have won and drawn the last couple of games against you?
So basically (according to what you say), if Everton had a normal sized/proportioned keeper they would have won and drawn the last couple of games against you?


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Would love to see the comparative purchase of the two starting 11’s yesterday.
Everton’s net spend over the last 5 years has been 3x what we’ve spent....they are the 3rd biggest spenders behind City and Utd and have recorded record losses.
So for their expensively assembled team to be outplayed in the second half, literally passed off the pitch, by a bunch of kids and Lallana is amazing for Liverpool, soul destroying for Everton....and funny as f#ck for me![]()