Off Topic Winter kert in the bridges

I'm thinking about getting a winter kert in the bridges for when I'm walking the dag along the sea front and screaming my lungs out at the match

Any suggestions for getting one of the following brands:

Canada goose
Stern island
Berghaus
Nerth face

Any mention of discount would be greatly received. The missus normally gans to dee the shopping but she's laid in bed not owa clever so I'm left to gan to tescos and get me winter kert etc

What winter kert are you lot wearing at the moment

 

I want a Rab jacket. Apparent Great outdoors has a sale on

 

How are you Mary?
In no particular order
Coat (not kert)
Tesco (not tescos)
Stone Island ( not Stern island)
The North Face (not Nerth face)
Do (not dee)
The Bridges (not the bridges)
Dog (not dag)
Canada Goose (not Canada goose)

 

Asda (not the Asda).

 

Sorry are you on the wrong forum? This is for sunlun lads, mebbes you would be better on the Oxford or Cambridge forum marra

 

Kerts are for shirt liftas

 

Lerl

 

It’s not difficult. Just type out the words as they should be. Basic English mate. Why do you feel the need to misspell words?

 

It's just the lerkel accent mate

If you were really sunlun born and bred it wouldn't be too difficult

Now trot off to the poncy suthernaz forum

 

I wasn’t born in Sunderland. I am, as you implied, a southerner. I did grow up and go to school in Sunderland though. My birthplace or background is not of importance though and I’ve never said on this forum or anywhere else that I was “sunlun born and bred”.
Anyway, it’s up to you how you decide to portray yourself on this forum. I assumed that you were a poster from the SMB (and for all I know, you may well be), who types some of their words phonetically and as a result comes across as not being particularly relevant to any thread they post on.

 

I think you will find that is "short liftaz", also it is a "derg" not a dag to be pedantic.

 

Until ye tell is where I can get me hands on a winter kert, you're not being particularly relevant either...

 

Been walking around Grasmere today in my new Barbour soaked to the bloody skin mind it’s not an outdoor coat

 

Hoose erf Frazaargh at the Metrerr Centaargh got some nice Borg Hoose kerts.

 

Can't go wrong with a big old North Face coat to keep you warm, that's what I've got.

Anyone recommend any light raincoats that actually look alright? Berghaus etc are good brands but not what you'd call stylish.

 

Why would a gan to the metrerr centaa...
I'm all aboot supporting the lerkal sunlun economy marra

 

Is it for flashing or do you really want a stylish rain coat

 

I think I have had every coat going upto £250 and I still end up soaked if you are in **** weather much better skipping the coat and use the money in a pub mate.

 

Helly hansen got some good jackets, smart lookers.

 

There's no such place as Sunlun, its Sunderland. only fannys use stupid made-up words like Sunlun.