Think we can all agree that I am the best candidate for mod. I plan to bring revolutionary change, change you can believe in. The process of bringing about revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event.
Mick! Mick! Mick! Make me mod! I promise to cause utter ****in chaos by modifying everybody's posts, deleting others and generally having a right good **** to maself.
**** off cad monkey. You couldn't even hope to get near the machiavellian subtlety that would be the enduring mark of my modship.