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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    probably shouldn’t have got her up the duff to be fair matey.

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  2. Stan

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    That slag in your avatar has always had a very punchable grid.
     
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  3. Quesadaad

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    wid though Shirley?
     
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  4. Stan

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    No.
     
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  5. Stan

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    Just booked a short break for summer hols. BA sale has got some proper bargains if you book before 7th Jan.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Who is it?
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Don’t care. Wid.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    The kids are ****ing up my life as usual, I have to wait for one to tell me if she can come or not as she may go away with friends and one waiting to tell us the date of his graduation. While all this is going on the price of the holiday keeps going up.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    **** them off. You’ll all have a better time not being together.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    She looks like she's melting.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    I agree, Mrs luv doesn't. <grr>
     
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  12. Stan

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    We’ve been through this for years because of my daughter’s dance exams and competitions. Wasted a fortune not being able to book holidays until late on as her dance school and the useless twats who run the competitions are comically disorganised. This year I’m booking everything up early. I know I’m available on the dates I’ve chosen. So is my son.
     
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  13. Stan

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    I reckon she shows you her food while she’s chewing it.
     
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    How old are they? Surely too old to be going on holiday with mum and dad?
     
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    When it comes to free holidays, the kids are never too old!!
     
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    kelly Windsor from emmerdale
    She’s a right goer. Shagged her step brother iirc
     
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  17. Saintmagic

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    Each to their own I suppose, the last time I went on holiday with my parents was when I was 15 I think, have no interest to go with them again.
     
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  18. pieguts

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    They don’t want to spend time with you when you get there. It’s the very, very low cost option of getting there that they like <laugh>
     
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    Probably my biggest pet hate. How ****ing hard can it be to chew with your mouth closed?
     
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    You shagged her step brother?? Is he a goer as well?
     
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