What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I reckon math would **** you up dude.

 

Yeh but youre a drunkard so...

 

I’m teetotal compared to some on here.

currently demolishing the remainder of my Christmas booze. Have done two bottles of Stella, two Amstel and am on my third can of Guinness. Got 4 more Guinness left, a bottle of saint emillion and a Pinot noir. Though may save the wine for tomorrow morning.

 

Do you brew your own or are you too thick?

 

Only paupers make their own.

I’ve obviously upset you by stating you’re too thick to grow your own weed.. hit a nerve have i lad? Bet you’re bursting out of ellesse tracky wanting to kill someone.

 

Ffs mate ive grown more weed than youve seen. Not for about 4 years but its a good earner, too time consuming for me tbh.
3 crops a year 20/40k a crop, not to be lolled at tbh.

 

I don't get the point in brewing your own, booze is cheap enough to buy.

 

I was bought a home brew kit for xmas when i was about 16, lets just say it didnt work out

 

If your growing skills are at the level of your cooking. I’d imagine it resembled the bush fires in Australia.

 

Probably about the age I had my first kit, although purchased my own, tasted like shhite.

 

Yeh, mine got left in a cupboard and forgot about, i just remember it stank the ****ing house out.

 

Nah mate, if ya gonna cash crop do it proper.
3 golden rules.
dont tell anyone, not ya mum not ya best mate not ya mrs.
Use CFs
and dont nick leccy.

You be fine if ya follow that.

 

I chucked mine away straight away, never ever bothered with a kit after that.

 

Just found some vegetable samosas in the freezer. Going to have them with garlic mayo.

major quandary is I’ve ran out of beer. Do I open wine or call it quits. Bearing in mind I have no rennie left to deal with the inevitable heartburn.

 

A timeless combo.

 

Mary Berry would be proud.

 

Making risotto tomorrow evening.

Time to show you ****s up big style. Will post pics.

Need to get back on that chef waggon.

 

oh dear, chief setting himself up for it to all go horribly wrong

 

Risotto

Meh


Fancy rice