What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Dry beanz actually offend me.

I know its strange to genuinely hate a food thing but **** me i hate seeing dry ****ing beanz.

Hamster munch

 

he said it was stir fried. Ffs. You’d lob a ton of sweetcorn on it.

 

That looks healthy, and would be edible if the veg didn't look like it was past it's best before date

 

Was the wine there just to wind you up?

 

Sorry I’ll remember to put half a bottle of ketchup on it next time.

 

Not even tempted to open it to be honest. Just haven’t bothered to put it away.

 

Who the **** are you his mrs?

Stfu

 

If you like ketchup then ok, not much a fan myself.

My problem is with dry ****ing beanz. Its just wrong.

 

****ing right id have sweetcorn over a dry green bean.


Every ****ing time.

You like **** that tastes of **** all.

 

You seem very aggressive these days, calm down young man.

 

Stick to burning stuff mate.

 

Only stan you tobes sweats and comm get aggressive from me.

Cos your all dickheads

 

Stick to pouring gravy over your bland chicken and tasteless veg.

 

Sit down you screaming fudge packer.

 

As opposed to the flavoursome taste of tinned sweet corn. I’m sure you used to have a brain prior to destroying what few brain cells you had via the aid of drugs.

 

I'm upset at your constant aggressive attitude towards me, I hope yer choke on your wine gums. Fosse was far more pleasant young man.

 

You are a bit narky tonight. Your dealer ran out of weed? You getting a bit twitchy?

 

He is the ****ing dealer

 

I

Dont do tinned sweetcorn, fresh or frozen, you drink like a fish you ****ing drug addict.