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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Amin Arrears, Sep 21, 2011.

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  1. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    enjoy shoving cat treats inside their foreskin mid-**** and letting the cat claw and bite frantically to get them out? Or ****ing with a roll of sandpaper? The rough side really feels good.
     
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    Amin Arrears, Sep 21, 2011
  2. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    Probably shouldn't respond to this but....

    My cat has calmed down in recent years but he used to go off his nut if he saw me pulling my pudding - got me right on the helmet mid-**** once.

    <grr>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 21, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Trying too hard to fit in...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 21, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    <yikes>

    But to answer your question - Yes <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 21, 2011
  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh> You're right, you probably should have responded!
     
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    monacoger, Sep 21, 2011
  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Oh dear.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 21, 2011
  7. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    You've got serious problems mate. i've got the number of a good psychotherapist if you want.
     
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    Kyle?, Sep 21, 2011
  8. HendyMMA

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    Complete sick cat puss punk!
     
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    HendyMMA, Sep 21, 2011
  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ This! ^^^
     
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    Erik, Sep 21, 2011
  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^that^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    Hash., Sep 21, 2011

  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <ok>
     
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    Erik, Sep 21, 2011
  12. Kyle?

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    Actually, if he's got a cat trying to kill him, he'd need a bloody good physiotherapist as well as a psychotherapist. Put simply mate, you need therapy.
     
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    Kyle?, Sep 21, 2011
  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>
     
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    Erik, Sep 21, 2011
  14. Kyle?

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    Christ, didn't think about that <laugh>
     
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    Kyle?, Sep 21, 2011
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^and the other^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 21, 2011
  16. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    I actually enjoy having my cock and balls demolished by the cat, there's a sense of thrill about it. I also enjoy getting my hands tied by the mrs while she pinches my nipples and whips ny arse with a leather belt.

    So I'm not normal then?
     
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    Amin Arrears, Sep 21, 2011
  17. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    Really?! He may just have a serious Cat **** fetish. Hey, it's happened to all of us.
     
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    Welcome to the North, Sep 21, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    As one of those Facebook ****s might say "That awkward moment when your cat scratches the **** out of your cock".
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 21, 2011
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, right. I see what's he's done. Substitute the word cat with pussy and it all makes sense.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 21, 2011
  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    ****ing hate cats, would rather have a good squirrel spank, or a badger basting or a poodle poo fest.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 21, 2011
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