Found this little Gem on a footy blog and thought you would enjoy it? Knee's Found In Laundry Basket! Manchester United were tonight rejoicing after cleaning staff discovered a pair of knees in the laundry basket at the Carrington Road training ground. Forensic expecting the worst found the rest of the gruesome torso sleeping on the physio table. Investigators startled Hargreaves who at the time was receiving treatment. United manager, Slur Alex said, ââ¬ÅSomething unintelligible in Scottishââ¬Â Hargreaves, known as the intellectual member of the squad admitted that whilst incapacitated signed a lucrative book deal with Waterstones said, ââ¬ÅIt was really challenging at times colouring in all those pictures, I only had eighteen months you know?ââ¬Â Team captain and club wag Rio Ferdinand told us that Owenââ¬â¢s nickname at United is Douglas Bader-Hargreaves went on to say that since Owenââ¬â¢s revolutionary knee surgery performed by Dr Che Guevara in Argentina he is still hopeful to attend the World Cup in South Africa albeit as a stand in corner flag. Slur Alex obviously chuffed at the find promised Laundry lady Ida Sprocket a bonus for the find. Ida said, ââ¬ÅThe bulb had blown in the laundry room and it was twilight outside. I was rummaging through some of the lads jock straps when I felt something old and wrinkled like two walnuts. It was a great feeling finding them but I donââ¬â¢t think Gary Neville will talk to me again.
Ronaldo+Nani VS Argentina, OH I so can't wait FOR the beuty of watching 2 of my favorite players shruting their stuff against Argentina and of Course MESSI THE BEST OUT OF THE LOT TONIGHT.