Worst Syrup In History?

Quite a few to choose from to be honest.

 

Maple hahaha pmsl

 

Bruce Forsyth. Or John Forsyth.

 

I forgot about Bruce right enough.

He obviously didn't play his cards right.

 

You also forgot your favourite pop singer Sir Elton ****.

 

That's a transplant though, about his third I think. All of them ****ing ridiculous. Fat, short arsed ****.

 

I’m not fat anymore, oh you mean Elton.

 

Monacoger @Ciaran to confirm

 

Can you get square syrups?

 

Yer welkum

 

Thinking of getting a discreet, tasteful rug myself as it goes. Probably take years off me, and won’t look in any way ****ing ridiculous.

 

Not compared to the rest of you no doubt.

 

Thought you'd be more of a Bobby Charlton man.

 

The three long stringy bits are getting a bit difficult to maintain.

 

I like Archie