New Year’s Eve

Have a cigar. Might help with the lung condition

 

I spent far too much of my misspent youth in seedy snooker clubs, so I know the sort. To be there on NYE as well, lol.

 

Were staying in, Got a few beckys and some weed, pot noodles and wine gums

 

I'm at a swingers party ffs. Bit ****ihg awkward.... do I or don't I? Thought I'd ask here as you're all so sensible. Cheers x

 

I need visuals to advise

 

Pics or gtfo.

 

If your'e with the mrs follow her lead, if on your own just go for it.

 

If shes got him on a lead he aint got much choice bro

 

whose idea to go, yours or the Mrs.

if it was the Mrs then are you okay with watching her shag other men and/or women.

#cuckold

 

Something I've often wondered; wtf do you say if you see someone you know at one of these things?

 

"omg hiya, small world, put this in your mouth"

 

Fancy a shag?

 

If he is following her lead he has it the right way round

 

What if he says **** off?

 

He cant if you put it in quick enough

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Just had a text from my best mate, happy new year and stuff.

Just finished his first call off the night, some lad had a right good kicking in town.

Expect he'll have a few more before his shift is over.

Some off his stories man, and what paramedics etc see. Must be tough job.

 

Yeah they do the dirty work, them and the first response feds. Somebody has to do it.

 

Nonone thinks about the work put in by the bloke/s who stuck the **** in an ambo though innit

 

The paramedics put them in the ambulance mate, that’s literally their job.

 

Pre paramedics, im talking about the goons who keep these ****ing ambulance people in a job.

No credit for the goons though never.