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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Willhoops, Dec 26, 2019.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And you’re still waiting for her to give you another one?
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, we have a swingers club we go to and all she does is munch carpet all night. She's a deviant.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sky will sort her out.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    He ****in won't. Its wot I would imagine its like ****ing bloke. I make her cum, she rolls over and goes to sleep!
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Good sleep tho.
     
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  6. Correct.

    To a very high standard.

    And I want to get better.

    Not sure what your point is.

    Over the years, I've taught a lot of people. Two of them are now professional musicians.

    Again, I'm not sure what your point is.

    You seem very confused. Pissed, perhaps?


    What absolute bollocks!

    You clearly are unable to understand what I wrote.

    I'm bored, and not willing to assist you further on that.


    Everyone starts somewhere. I started with a cheap but not too **** acoustic. It enabled me to learn open chords. I still use them today.

    My real education began when I got a decent guitar.

    You can't learn on a **** guitar, see. I told you that, but you don't seem to be able to understand.

    By the way, I like to set my action real low, as I pick very fast. I have found that the better guitars are required to enable me to get the set up I require. Sorry that upsets you and Gutsy The Drummer.


    The internet I got in Las Vegas had the servers in California.

    Again, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

    Are you saying I was never in Vegas?


    Do you want me to arrange for you to be chauffeur driven to one of our gigs?

    You'll be looked after.

    I will open your eyes to so much of what you don't seem to be able to comprehend.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    <laugh> hiags become a fosse, not rattled at all.
     
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  8. brb

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    Why you repeating yourself and your replies <laugh>

    As for being pissed, no, not touched a drop, it's called self control mate, and by the looks of your response, you have none, because you are pissed as a fooking newt.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Leave him alone man.
     
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  10. brb

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    Oh I overlooked the Vegas bit.

    My point....was....you didn't know Vegas was in Nevada, you thought by your internet connection you was in California <laugh> #dipstick
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Does @Chief know youre posting pics of him?
     
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  13. Musician battles can be very entertaining, but you do need go technical players.

    I'm not sure what Pixie's chops are like.

    One player starts off with a simple riff, which the other player has to copy. With each passing, the ante gets raised, until one player out-shreds the other.

    Yes, I have the advantage of a pick, but Pix has all of that slap and pop ****.

    There have been some epic battles on stage.

    The best one I saw was when I was at University, and the guitarist took on the bass player in the funk band Imagination.

    The bass player won, in my opinion. So, it isn't a foregone conclusion that the shreddy guitarist always wins.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    I've been laughing for 2 nights now, through my mr meldrew smile

    The way people jumped on the bandwagon etc, and even started a beef thread.

    They just don't see the whole thing, oh comm and brb having beef<laugh> let's jump in.

    Some off the comments were not even worthy of a reply, here's looking at you libby etc.
     
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  15. <laugh>
    Yet not a single spelling mistake.

    That's how I approach my guitar playing.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Like this?

     
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  20. Commachio

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    <laugh> brb likes to use that narrative.
     
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