If i was PM there would be no economic crisis

If i was the PM there is one simple way of fixing the current climate, that would be get all the paper printing companies to print out some more money and share it equally with every British person in the country.

There you are problem solved what else needs attending to....


(i no this wouldnt work but it sounds so, so easy)

 

if i was pm i'd call myself Cardinal Clunge

 

Ian Beale+

?

 

ian beale's a class A fud.

 

Does a cracking fish and chips though

 

+ next to someones name means theyre your friend , ooh forum friends

 

Shower a ****s. I deny friends requests coz I'm 'ard.

 

Wit a fanny you are.

 

I think it is worth a try

 

i found this one out the hard way ya wee ****

 

Heh heh.

 

I thought you were post-op though?!

 

Shut it ya old hi-nrg 'queen'.

 

I have it in a jar on the mantlepiece.

Oh my

 

Australian dollars are cool and made of plastic

 

If i were PM, there would be no world issues whatsoever. Actually, the only parts of the world that wouldn't have been nuked are europe and japan.

 

They are ****.

 

So's my strap on when I've had it in the fridge for an hour.

 

That is so cool yes, thanks for sharing that...