What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I'd like to point out the portion size here and to reassure everyone that I didn't finish it.

 

Dont really like or dislike it tbh, has no taste to me, but anyway jock **** so **** off stan

 

**** knows what haggis they served you in Feltham but it has a very distinct taste.

 

Of what?

 

We thought that was a family sharer bowl

 

What you having it with?

Ive done a nice dinner where I stuffed a chicken breast with haggis, wrapped it in Parma ham and roasted it. Served it with roasted new potatoes veg and a whisky cream sauce.

 

Neeps and tatties.

 

Sheep’s innards, herbs, onion, very peppery.

 

I think your idea of peppery is different to mine tbh.

 

Only if you eat whole peppercorns as a snack.

 

No but i do like it coarse and lots of it.

Subtle tasting things dont really register with me tbh mate ive smoked too much probs

 

I think they gave you sausage meat on Burns Night and told you it was haggis.

 

I went to a burns night at a posh hotel. The haggis was pretty bland too.

stuff I bought from Tesco was better and probably cheaper.

 

Probably the same stuff they served Sucky.

 

Mate id never be anywhere ever that had a ****ing burns night.

Id bomb scotland with a nuke made of baby sick, ****, stale piss and anthrax if i could.

 

Why? Did you get abused by a jock as a wee laddie?

 

Are we back to his cadets story or is it the incident in the greenhouse?

 

No idea?

I’m not on here as much as some. Must have missed that snippet of joy.

 

Never even been, just never met one i liked. Infact never met one i didnt hate instantly and forever.

 

Greenhouse?