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Get the darts on lads.

I went to this about three years ago. I don’t play or follow darts but a good friend of mine plays in the local league and one of the young lads in his team turned pro and was competing.
It’s a brilliant, but mental afternoon / evening. I was amazed that considering the amount of achohol consumed, there was no trouble. Some of the fancy dress costumes were hilarious
 
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Made me laugh. Every one of your meltdowns and flounces have been hilarious.

Ha!

So, the penny has finally dropped!

Now you know why I effect these behaviours - to make people laugh.

Clealy, I am the person you find the funniest.
 
1. Funniest poster. Schlem boogie woogie. Funny guy.
2. POTY. Luvvy. All round good egg
3. Best thread. Wid ye holds a special place in my heart
4. Worst thread. Probably say the politics one. Brings out the worst in people (myself included)
5. Unfunniest poster. Hiag. Was up there as one of my faves last year. 2019 has not been good to him.
6. Most random poster. Sucky. If by random you mean ate 50 wham bars and logs onto a footie forum.
7. Biggest flouncer. none stand out this year
8. Best GIF. the one tel posted on this thread <laugh>
9. Poster least likely to admit they are wrong. Nsis. That was an easy one!
10. Biggest moaner. Comm. another easy one!!
11. Most Chilled poster. Archers. Gets a load of abuse thrown at him,but just spins into a story from thirty years ago when he drank 30 gallons of turps and sniffed Pritt stick. Fantastic!
12. Best beef. Stan/fosse has had its moments
13. Best Sock. Ultimate warrior!!!!
14. Worst Sock. Addy2baddy. Poor ****
 
Hes a fanny mate i told him to come and have it but he pussied out like comm.

Tobes is fuming with me i better stop<laugh>
Eh? The fume was you posting your postcode when hammered you ****ing clown <laugh>

I kept it btw......:police:
 
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The one where he lost it, flounced and called me Hitler for deleting his GIF was a beauty.


Was that the thread where I made the one post and got it to twenty pages in less than 36 hours?

Yeah, it was!

I did a that as a demonstration to my eldest of the sheer amount of power that I possess to manipulate this board. He couldn’t believe it.

“You really are a Wum Master, Dad!” he told me.

I knew that it would rattle the fcuk out of a lot of you, but it was so worth it.
 
Was that the thread where I made the one post and got it to twenty pages in less than 36 hours?

Yeah, it was!

I did a that as a demonstration to my eldest of the sheer amount of power that I possess to manipulate this board. He couldn’t believe it.

“You really are a Wum Master, Dad!” he told me.

I knew that it would rattle the fcuk out of a lot of you, but it was so worth it.
No mate.
 
]16. Most Stalky poster - Stan/Gods cock, both claim to have files on the other.
17. Most likely to go for a swim if losing an argument - me, if I ever lost an argument, so not me.
18. Worst trainers <whistle> - Must be good to get those calipers off now mate ?
19. Biggest **** up prediction - hiag's most consistent contribution to this forum as well as making a **** of himself on the daily.
20. Worst taste in music - There there was a massive Genesis outpouring on here once, it was disgusting. I think SpursDisciple was leading the charge.
 
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As much as I would love to, a bet is a bet bro and unfortunately I can't account for your stupidity <whistle>


One day, Pix is going to piss you off, and you’ll be looking for the most effective way to get back at him...

We on the same page, Bro?