Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Pills and wine.

 

Admission will help ... good luck

 

Cos she was a dwarf and had a bong eye?

 

Wtf is a bong eye ????

 

Firstly no one is my tea boy, he'd argue with me as much as he would you. And that's how I prefer it, cock suckers want to much length.

Secondly, what's rattled your cage, I know you've hit 60 mate, but you just need to suck it up, see 1 above.

 

Bit harsh on Sky tbf ... but why bring him into it?

 

I'm a hermit mate, i long to be a sex god like you.

Got any tips?

 

Sorry to rattle you mate. Forgot you are a bit delicate

 

See Fosses latest conquest for details.

 

Still using it ... but if I ever stop you'll be first in my thoughts ...

 

It's like a good old fashioned Western..

I bagsy Clint.

 

No picture of my missus on here ... nor will there be ... you still having to pay for it I guess?

 

Look like a Chinese lesbian and count beans for a living, you’ll be swatting them away like flies, even in your 60’s mate.

He’s a playa true enough, a real calculator swinging swordsman.

 

just up to here and you are right mate, this is far funnier...

 

****ing to groans from bedrooms don't count mate..

 

Closet you are likely to get to **** ..
without paying...

 

You'd know lonely boy

 

You couldn't rattle a snake in a charmers basket mate. You clearly on one these last few days, I can only think, getting to 60 has tipped you over the edge or this lot have rattled you or maybe even both. The 80's was decades ago fella, suck life up and take a deep breath, then decide what will make you happy again.

 

thanls mate, i hate being a virgin, i wanna be a sex god.