Stan has confirmed from his profile on you, 'that makes more sense,' so I believe you are telling the truth.
She is in her late 40s now mate, and the eldest bird I've slept with for sure ... and we aren't married ...so.... closest to the most factually correct post you've ever made perhaps?
That will be because you are daft .... or confusing me with @In ya pop Partridge who is actually younger than me but looks much, much, older