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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Rangers fans sound scared...
     
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  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Not sure I can trust a man with your post/like ratio. Sorry.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Really!

    How many goals has Cosgrove scored in Europe?
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I need to know if Rangers fans are including or ignoring qualifiers at this point? Seems to change when it suits.
     
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    Why, thank you kind Sir.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You can count five side games he played when he was in Benidorm at the summer if you want.

    <laugh>
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Like Morelos's goals against postman pat on Gibraltar?

    I like Aldo.

    Genuinely, he's my favourite.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I like you anaw Christof.

    Now answer the ****ing question!

    <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm absolutely ****ed. Been ****ting through the eye of a needle all day, spewing at the same time. Fank **** the bath is next to the toilet or there would have multiple disasters.

    Even phoned NHS24 who said I've probably got a bug...well DUH!

    I may just kill myself and be done with it.
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I just almost trusted a fart. Was tight. Jack runs. Some may have hit the seat.

    hope you have aids.
     
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    As I say, it depends. Rangers fans claim qualifiers count so Sam has scored. But now I'm guessing you don't want them to again so you can say non as rest of Aberdeen are ****.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Do you know for someone who watches every single Rangers game and the picks them to fùck even down to how many throw ins we got and what the ref had for his lunch you don't half spew some shìte about Morelos. It's as if you haven't even seen him play.

    "He's nothing but a poacher who gets into good positions"

    Fùck off!

    Morelos is a master of holding the ball up, off collecting it with his back to goal, sucking in defenders, rolling them and leaving them for dead. He scores goals from all over the final third. From angles he had no right even to try and score from. He busts a gut for us, running channels all day long and he bullies the **** out of defenders. He is a nightmare to play against. If he played for Celtic you would have an alter to him in your bedroom where you would light a candle every night to honour Saint Alfredo of Cerrete.

    Here he go, the proof is in the pudding.

     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Morelos is ****e. Hope he’s dropped today
     
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    Did he not score against Celtic either?

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Jog on, Declan
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Morelos has 9 assists this season and 28 goals.

    He’s the top scorer in Scotland, in the Europa League and UEFA has credited him with being the highest scoring player in Europe at Christmas EVER.

    What more do you expect from a £1m signing from Helsinki?

    You get what you pay for.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well it's time for predictions guise.

    I'm going to go for a narrow Rangers win. 2-1 I'm thinking. Morelos to terrorise Big Julie Anne. I know it's a bit outlandish to think Kevin Clancy would produce a red card for a Celtic player at Celtic park but I can see the Celtic rear guard walking a tight rope today trying to deal with Kent and Morelos. Ajer to take an early bath.
     
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