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    URGENT NEW HOME WANTED !!!!!
    This is bella, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard puppy, I bought her as a surprise for my wife for Christmas but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so I am now urgently looking to find her a new home I don't want any money just free to a good home.
    Her name is Tracy shes 39 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, she is a great cook, good with kids and always keeps a clean house.

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    It’s ok @Victor you old bugger, I haven’t told your Mrs you’re back in the game.

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    I'm emotionally constipated.

    I haven't given a s*it in days.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 28, 2019
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    I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.

    She said she didn't have time.
     
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    My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic.

    I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
     
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